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Mighty Quinn: April 4

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Mighty Quinn: April 4

Beth (Congers Beth) Friscino asks “Why, why, why. These question just have to be answered.” (Part 2):

Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it and then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Zoey Lynch turns five years old today.

Mighty was waiting on Gonzaga (+1 1/2) on Monday and likes the Nets on Tuesday. The deficit is 895 sirignanos.

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