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Mighty Quinn: April 19

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Mighty Quinn: April 19

Carol Eissing King with SKIPPING CHURCH: “Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and decided he just had to play golf. He told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn’t accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish.

“With Father Norton set up on the first tee, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens, and exclaimed, ‘You’re not going to let him get away with this are you?’ The Lord sighed, and said, ‘No, I guess not.’ Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it was a 420-yard hole-in-one! St. Peter looked at the Lord and asked, ‘Why did you let him do that?’ “The Lord smiled and replied, ‘Who’s he going to tell?’”

Mighty was waiting on the Raptors (-7 1/2) on Tuesday and likes the Wild (86% System) on Wednesday. The deficit is 1075 sirignanos.

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